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Computer Haikus

Computer Haikus


A file that big?
It might be very useful.
but now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located.
But endless others exist.

Abort your effort.
Close all that you have.
You ask far too much.

Windows has now crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen, mind; both are blank.

This crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred?

Rather than a beep,
or a rude error message,
these words: "File not found."

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
The page is not here.

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