Will you do anything for a bit of peace and quiet if so then we think we have got the answer with our la la headband? Alternatively if someone really just generally gets on your nerves but they don't take on board all your hin...
Why not enjoy the company of a low maintenance inflatable husband for a stress free easy life. All your friends will like him and he won't upset your parents. 100% faithful well an inflatable husband would be and always willin...
Why not enjoy the company of a low maintenance inflatable wife for a stress free easy life. Completely silent and always faithful and obedient your inflatable wife never wastes time and she won't spend your money or crash your...
This double ringed inflatable paddling pool features a two chamber design and is constructed from sturdy pre-tested vinyl. It's easy to store when not in use and incredibly simple and quick to set up when the sun comes out mak...
Experience the orient touch with this Chinese presentation gift set the perfect accompaniment for Chinese food lovers. Two settings include placemats chopsticks and rests with two serving dishes....
The Rangers optical mouse features an ergonomic design which fits both hands comes with a free mouse-mat. Specification: 3 button Optical mouse Version: PS/2 / USB Combo compatible with Windows 2000 / NT 4.0 / ME / XP Mac OS 8.6 o...
Road rage is never big or clever until now that is. Let others know how you really feel just squeeze the pump and let the finger do the rest. When I were a lad (said in your best Yorkshire man accent) the V sign was the hand gestu...
Do you want to send or receive a special message that will last forever?Well now it is possible to covert your words into electrical signals and send them on a pulsed laser light beam where it will be sent into the Universe and wi...
Introducing the new and improved Snoozie retriever which now includes a free Snoozie keychain. This cute couple really are dozy dogs as all it takes for them to fall asleep is a gentle squeeze of their foot or tummy to hear them y...
This good looking coffee house style espresso and cappuccino machine would surely make a welcome addition to any modern kitchen worktop. Ease of use is high up on its list of features simply twist the three way select knob for esp...
The Chocolate and Strawberry "Lovers" Body Pen Set is an erotic and sensual way to indulge your sweet tooth! Each pack contains one chocolate flavoured and one strawberry flavoured liquid which is good to eat and apply e...
Warning: Outrageous Product!!! Those easily offended should not buy! A 'Blow up Man' with vibrating body part!! A work out with this professional will raise more than a smile! No prizes for guessing which part vibrates...C...
This incredibly soft and tactile poodle hair (not real poodle hair you understand!) throw is made from 100% polyester and is ideal for cosying up on the couch when the nights get colder. The brown poodle hair throw measures approx...
The squishee TV pillow has been designed to support either your neck or provide lumbar comfort whilst your vegging out on the sofa enjoying your favourite TV show. Concealed within the incredibly soft cover are thousands of tiny p...
If the man of your house thinks he can cook make sure he is wearing this danger men cooking apron so that everyone can keep out of his way. Made of easy clean durable coated cotton....
Dust loving Kim and Angie from 'How Clean is Your House' will certainly give their seal of approvement on these lola spotted household cleaning gloves. Hard wearing domestic rubber gloves with a touch of polka dot to give ...
Lovers of cooking will just go moo-moo over this kitsch cow print apron it makes a great present for the Connoisseur in the family. Put the fun into cooking. Made of splash proof vinyl....
This USB Mouse Mat has 4 USB 1.1 ports to enable you to plug additional devices into your computer via the mat. 4 LED lights flash to show that the connection to the computer has been successful. Impact resistant casing and EVA pa...
Concealed within the shiny silver exterior of this zip closed stationary set are ten implements designed to make your school college or work life just that little bit easier. Pack includes the following items of stationary: roller...
Perfect mini Hearts big photo frame to display your treasured memories each one is created by hand and is beautifully presented in a simple chic white gift box. Measures 100 x 130 x 17mm....
Made from 100% polyester fleece this heated travel blanket plugs into your cigarette lighter socket using the 12 volt lighter plug supplied which features an LED indicator light to let know that the blanket is switched on and an e...
What could be better on a cold winter evening than snuggling up to this soft and tactile faux fur hot water bottle which not only soothes aching muscles but also provides instant comfortable heat. I've got to tell you the pict...
In what seems to have been a very short space of time Sudoku has become a worldwide phenomena in the gaming world. The number puzzles attract people of all ages and gender in the challenge to solve the grids. Here's your chanc...
Lightweight yet sturdily produced this pack of two handy helper wine glass holders are a great idea for securely holding your glass whilst enjoying a picnic in the park. Simply stick the prong into the grass and avoid the precario...
Lightweight yet sturdily produced this pack of two handy helper glass tumbler and can holder are a great idea for securely holding your favourite beverage whilst enjoying a picnic in the park. Simply stick the prong into the grass...
Lightweight yet sturdily produced this handy helper bottle holder is a great idea for securely holding your favourite tipple whilst enjoying a picnic in the park. Simply stick the prongs into the grass and avoid the precarious bal...
Lightweight yet sturdily produced this handy helper bottle holder and four wine glass holder gift set is a great idea for securely holding your favourite tipple and four glasses whilst enjoying a picnic in the park. Simply stick t...
This product will be of invaluable use to anyone with a mysteriously changing body shape. Made of hardwearing black velvet with subtle pink piping this garment cover measures 95 x 61cm with a 'Will fit back into' embroider...
Now you can jazz up your bath time! Lie back and soak up the bubbles whilst listening to your favourite tunes from this very cute floating duck radio. You'd be quackers to miss this great product....
Come on girls - let's make it a night to remember! Customize your own t-shirts for the big night with this fabulously easy-to-use kit. Simply iron the diamante transfers on to any t-shirt for the ultimate in personalised style...
A double walled 0.5 litre stainless steel vacuum flask that keeps your drinks hot or cold for at least eight hours. Contemporary in design the vacuum flask is ideal for all outdoor activities. Features a one touch liquid stopper t...
For the girl on the move. A perfectly pink handbag shaped tax disc holder and visor organiser with space for all of a girl's essentials such as lipstick sunglasses and favourite CDs....
This perfectly polished glass keepsake is created by hand and each one is perfectly presented in a simple chic white gift box. The thank you flowers miniature token measures 40x 40 x 6mm....
There's a new sheriff in town! Blast as many infamous 'crazy gang' cowboys as you can in one minute - who will get the sharp shootin' high score? Interactive shooting gallery....
This hand made landscape photo frame is ideal to display your most treasured moments each one is beautifully presented in a simple chic white gift box. Measures 180 x 150 x 21mm....
Hmm I didn't know drinking green leaf tea could make people so happy? What do you mean "it's not green leaf tea it's Mary Juana?" I've never even heard of the women? Our lawyers would like me to point out...
Perhaps this mug isn't the most suitable china ware to be using when Aunt Maude and the Reverend come round for elevensies but it would certainly make a lively topic for conversation if you did. Our lawyers would like me to po...
Just about everybody knows a mad cow figuratively speaking of course. I shall mention no names but we've got a self confessed mad cow here in the humble offices of alt-gifts. She's easy to spot as you'll normally find ...
Does my bum look big? Hmm now there's five simple words that can bring a man to his knees. The key here fellas is to think fast and answer correctly (not necessarily accurately) with just the right amount of sincerity to avoid...
So then ladies are you the purrrfect lover or just a soggy hairball? What does it matter? With this cleverly shaped mug you'll feel every inch the sex kitten every time you sip your cocoa ready for an early night of frisky fun...
For all of you in the cheap seats that haven't for whatever reason been able to see the image of this mug let me describe it to you. On both sides of this white mug there is a side profile silhouette image of a women's hea...
This T shaped novelty mug has to be a kitchen essential for all you die hard tea drinkers out there. Did you know that the UK's population drinks 165 million cups of tea a day which equals 62 billion cups per year? 86% of tea ...
If you think you've got a handle on life then you certainly won't need a handle on your coffee mug which is just as well as this "get a grip" mug doesn't come with one attached. Instead there's a recessed...
Voted by your colleagues friends and family. This mug has been awarded to the bitch of the year for skills in bitchiness selfishness malevolence by virtue of being malicious spiteful and nasty and displaying a passion for general ...
Here's a truly remarkable Travel Adaptor AND Mains Charger - in one. And what's more it can be used virtually anywhere in the world. That's right; from Australia to Zimbabwe ONE Adaptor is all you need. In addition to ...
This stylish and flexible charcoal coloured wine rack holds and displays three bottles of wine by gripping the bottles securely. Using a synthetic rubber with memory characteristics as its main component it can wall mounted and ei...
Stressed out at work and need a little light relief from all the tension? Then this USB powered version of the classic whack it fairground game should be right up your cubicle. Simple whack the multi-coloured moles when they light...
This luxury Belgian milk chocolate is specially formulated for using in a chocolate fountain although it's also delicious to eat on its own. The chocolate comes in microwaveable 900g pouches and is formulated and shaped for op...
Created for chocoholic fondue dippers worldwide the chocolate fountain starter pack contains the following luxury dipping items including crisp honeycomb fluffy marshmallows and smooth fudge to serve four. Just imagine dipping the...
You'd think lights in a bath would mean lights out for whoever got in with them...far from it. These are the perfect mood enhancers in a low lit bathroom. With the bathroom lights on you can see the different colours of the ba...
Just when I think I've seen it all a new product such as this golfing themed potty putter toilet mat comes along and leaves me scratching my head whilst asking anyone who'll listen "who in their right mind thinks of s...
This light emits a fantastic multi-coloured display. There are five different sequences which you can change between by pressing the button on the side. Each style is made up of different combinations of red green and blue light e...
Be a water fight warrior with the wild sling solo that can send a water balloon flying over 120 feet! This little beauty only differs from its big daddy wild sling by the fact that you can use it by yourself. To commence battle re...
An elegant and beautiful gift a mirrored photo frame with a tiny red heart etched on the mirror. Photo frame dimensions are 10 x 170 x 170mm (photo size 2 3/4 x 2 3/4 inches)....
A beautiful mirrored photo frame with a pair of tiny feet etched on the mirror. Photo frame dimensions are 10 x 170 x 170mm (photo size 2 3/4 x 2 3/4 inches)....
A lovely miniature glass token etched with "for a special godchild" and surrounded by engraved hearts and stars. A special present for a special child. Miniature text token measures 6 x 40 x 40mm. Gift wrapped in its own...